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Don’t just stand there with the door open! You’ll let all

Don’t want to pull a hammie 🤠🍺

Number of days without a sexual incident at work: 0 🤠🍺

Elevated work surfaces improve ergonomics 🤠🍺

That moment when you lean back in a chair on two legs and start

EVOO, it’s it just for cooking 🤠🍺

Is it hypnotic? 🤠🍺

Straight tequila shot 🤠🥃

If you see me on the street, don’t be shy 🤠🍺

Use it or loose it 🤠🍺

Fun Fact: Semen contains about 3% of the RDA, that's Recommended

Make yourself at home 🤠🍺

Gotta crack a few eggs to make an omelet

Every Saturday, whether I need it or not 🤠🍺

Let’s get ready to ruuumbleeeee 🤠🍺

Unlike like the postman, I always deliver 🤠🍺

“I believe in … the small of a woman’s back,… and long,

Hold your beer by the neck and your liquor by the ears 🤠🍺

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