I had heard the legend of he who puts on the red coat becomes the new Santa Claus. Curious, I put it on and my body instantly changed. Except, instead of becoming a fat man with a beard, I became a curvy woman. I had found Mrs. Claus' coat, not Santa's.
published on 2023-12-24 12:43:32 by Plane-Emphasis6187 in redd.it/18pujym