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So I mean... pushing down and giving ya’ll a “handicap”...
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Ya’ll drink beer...
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It’s a difficult “trick” with a cold beer...
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So... not doing anything other than hold the ruler...
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GREAT VODKA!!!
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Mind you this is “semi”... my “finger is in the way”???
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Believe you me…. Ain’t easy…
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🤣😂😅 Oh no… oh no… Oh no no no…
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Me moving around holding the big bottle of Belvedere…
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Don’t worry, CHECKED THE VIDEO UPSIDE DOWN TOO FOR “CAMERA
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Touch the bottle? Okay.
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Yeah… touch the glass? Sure.
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That’s Ruler grinding…
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This might be an “everyday thing”…
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This “all depends” upon my MOOD…
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Its because the Ruler 📏 is going sideways? Okay…. And fingers?
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Knock knock…. Yeah yeah…. We heard this one before…. Nah
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Apparently this is easy for me to do…
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Anything in the way this time? Fingers in way? Bad light? Ruler
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Need a “video”???
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Can’t be more “straightforward”…
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It’s not “that difficult”…. Right? To break a 12 inch
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Video? Sure…
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Next “project”…
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Its difficult to “see” right??? A work in “progress”….
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just one of those “works in progress”…
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When i see a “challenge” I take it SERIOUSLY, SERIOUSLY.
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How about now?
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Have a nice day. 😂
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It has to include my ugly face? Sure…
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SOME WOMEN CLEAN IN THEIR SLEEP, RIGHT? SWEET DREAMS!
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Depends on my “mood”…
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Depends upon my “mood” and I have to “stay” in that “mood”
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How many noodles do you see?
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I’ll kick off to the side…. 3 packs of noodles though….
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You think I am joking about 3 packs of Ramen 🍜 noodles taped
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Bingo…
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This would be “not overly in the mood”…. 2 & 1/2 packs
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This is like “semi”…
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And 3 packs of Seneca 100’s…. Not 20’s…. Hun’erts…
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Not exactly in the “mood” either…. To be honest…
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Sure…
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So sexual DYSFUNCTION is a symptom of Covid? ALL GOOD…
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Barely “trying” anymore.
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I can easily do a “hypotenuse” and “get there”…
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3 packs of 100’s and a bottle of Jack.
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Really big bottle of Jack Daniels…. Hands free…
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Monster JUST GOT “MONSTER”!!!
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Twisted…
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I’m pushing down so I can FLEX UP to the Ruler…
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